Saturday, April 30, 2005

Bitter v. Sweet -or- Of Mice and Monkey Gold

Enumerating a few items of recent occurrence that highlight just how the days go by and the pendulum swings from bad to good, terrible, not-so-terrible, goshawful, miserable, heartening then disheartening... Shall I go on?

Bitter is spending five more workdays at something you'd rather not be doing for eight hours a day. Sweet is the paycheck that lets you replace the baloney skins on your car with tires that actually have tread so you're not killed in a fiery end over end crash. If you gotta drive to work every day, you might as well be able to head out at the last possible second and not worry that your car will leave the road rounding the 40 mph turn at 55, right?

Bitter is dropping your car off three hours ago and not finding the tires on the car when you come back to the garage. Sweet is finding new Star Trek miniature ships at Toys'R'Us while you were killing time waiting for the tires to be put on your car. And suh-weet is flying the teeny USS Enterprise into Burger King for a plain Whopper and raspberry iced tea.

Bitter is forgetting whatever happened to your favorite long-tailed college jersey, not that it would actually fit you anymore, there oughta be pictures of it here somewhere. Sweet is finding a nugget of monkey gold in a very unexpected place and spending a few moments in pleasant reverie of the seemingly endless days of childhood scouring the back roads for veins of the stuff. Man, my brother, my cousins and I used to spend days, I mean, literally, days in the summertime walking along the side of the road back in Smith Hollow and the roads of the river hills at Pequea, bent like little old men, watching for a glint of sun on those worthless metallic chips. Every so often somebody would find a real monster chunk- big like a thumbnail! -and we'd all dance around likelittle madmen, yapping like Indians, holding it to the sky as if we'd found a real gold bonanza.

We kids used to ride up the road from my cousins' place- their folks rented a big old farm property with a barn and four or five outbuildings inc. a pig sty and chicken coop. I can't tell you how many times the chicken coop became the jail or the homestead on the range for cowboy play. The pig pen was great because you could climb from one stall to the next, round about the little enclosure and over the gates, swell for tag or hide and seek. But nothing compared to the barn with it's hayloft and horse stalls. In one corner of the hayloft was a little trap door of sorts you could slide down into the bottom section. Ladders up the the roof beams and then jump into the hay, sometimes scattering rats or mice. It was dusty and musty and the sunlight filtered through the slats in the walls like it sometimes breaks through clouds and gives you such an impression of majesty and it's just breathtaking when you stop to think about it. -in the back of my uncle's pickup, today you'd get a ticket for even thinking about doing it. But we'd all climb aboard and stand up to the back of the cab and either pretend to fly over the roof or spit into the wind to see who'd get hit and who'd duck fast enough to avoid the backwash. And we'd sing songs we all knew- Johnny Horton's The Battle Of New Orleans was a big favorite, we were pretty rustic lads, after all -and get excited when there was shooting somewhere over the hill, wondering who was shoot-gunnin' at what... or who. No, it wasn't that much like Deliverance!

 

Added a coupla drawings to the photo album(link below). I'll tell ya, it pays to plan ahead. When I moved into my current abode, I stashed my big cardboard portfolio behind one wing of the computer/work desk here in the dark, dank toy enclave of the basement room. Then proceeded to make it inaccessible by adding standing shelving for the various toymaking materials and display stuff, video shelves, hanging stuff on the walls, cramming the desktop full of tools and stuff. So now I have to move 73 items from the desktop to be able to claw one hand behind the desk and lift the portfolio enough to start dragging stuff out piece by piece. I managed to knock over a shelf full of sculpted heads and casting in the process, chipping several, cracking a few more and shearing the 2nd version Hoss Cartwright, laughing Hoss, right in half. Aaauuughh! Oh, well, he needed some work anyway.

To add insult to injury, there were only a handful of drawings in the thing anyway! One a huge litho that I can't get on the scanner, even in parts, a few that were just throwaways to begin with, some water damaged and so on. But I added the two that were worth looking at and I'll see what else I can scare up in the near future.

Locally, there's a paper company sponsoring an art contest soliciting entries for a show in June. So I have a month to work up something worthy of being seen by somebody on a scale that might make it worth entering. I've got a coupla ideas, things I'd be interested in rendering on a grand scale, some  themes I've used before in small drawings but never fully explored by any stretch. Should be a load of fun!

Friday, April 29, 2005

Bittersweet Art photos link

Yahoo! Photos - clasplas's Photos - Classic Plastick Bittersweet Art Photos

Hey, there's the link to my startup album of artwork images. A smattering of stuff for your perusal which one day I will classify and sort into pages associated with the Classic Plastick site, hence the inclusion of the logo there.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Khaaaaaaaannnn!

So, the other day I break out Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan and my children cringe, "Not this one! Noooo! The acting is too hammy! The explosions are too fake! And Shatner's toupee looks like a dead thing!" Kids, they're just too sophisticated these days. I gotta say, I never knew Bill Shatner had a hairpiece. Or Lorne Greene for that matter. Or John Wayne, fer cryin' out loud.
But when Kirk is giving that eulogy, man, he quivers on the word '...human.' That's powerful stuff, say what you will about Shatner's emoting. Buh-waahhh-hahha-aaahh...

Ahhh, just testing out the IM feature. Test, test, 1, 2, 3, 4...

Man, the 'All About Me' at left asks for a bio... then limits you to 1000 characters. Not 1000 words, characters! That ain't a lot especially when you get started and get on a roll. I guess I'll have to add some biographical materials here if I wanna expound on further on my upbringing, juvenile adventures and so forth.

Hahaha, cool. It works! I'm still astounded by this stuff, lemme tell ya. I remember when first the computer came home it was, like, a month of nightlong sessions, searching, browsing, eBaying, whatta mess! It's a wonder I kept a job at the time... hmmm, maybe I was in between, I forget. But this is cool too. Ohhh, the power of information technology! I know, you're yawning right now, aren't you!??!

At The Shootin' Range

Hey, now, what auspicious beginning can I make herein, I wonder? None, I suppose. As if I didn't have enough sorting and answering emails, web page building, toymaking and other stuff to fill my 'spare' time. Yea, right. 'Spare'...

Anyway, I know I'd thought of some stuff to throw up for a coupla days but now I'm wondering, 'Who really wants to read all about it?' I dunno but...

So, I went with the wife and kids to the shooting range the other week. Boy has developed a real redneck streak, largely because his Pappaw was certifiably Foxworthy-worthy. Flannel shirts, baseball caps, pickup truck and gun collecting were his big things. Definitely a hillbilly from way back, Bill was. So Boy likes to sport his own flannel and has a startup collection of firearms. I'm not crazy about 'em myself, too much potential for destruction, and they're scary LOUD! I like my music loud but, holy demolition!, the deer rifle will drown out any metal band bombastics- for a second anyway.

I took a few turns with the .22, enough firepower for me. Actually hit the target 6x outta 10, not bad considering my eyeglass Rx is probably three yrs. old at this point and I couldn't make out but the outline of the target. I gotta new one but the cars need inspected, new tires, body work, etc. before I get new specs. The kids had a blast, runing downfield once the shooting stopped to check the targets and hang new. Then they'd run back pretending the range alarm was a demolition signal of some sort, like it was gonna blow behind them unless they made it to the shelter of the shooting bench in time. Comical. What mixes better than juvenile hijinks and firearms, I ask you?!?

I brought one of the empty shells along in my pocket today to work to show to my toy buddy, Pat2(so named to avoid confusion with my high school pal, Pat, now designated Pat One). Pattoo is a huge gun nut. Well, not a 'nut', don't wanna give him the wrong impression in case he reads this. He also collects rocks for their crystalline beauty, coins for their antiquity, and toys for their childishly sentimental value as well so he can't really be a 'nut' right? >twitch, twitch< Hahahaha... But I forgot to show it to him. He'd have been so pleased, wants to get me on the range for a tryout with his .500 caliber uber-Dirty Harry handgun. Yow. I mean, this guy's got a few pounds on me and is square all over with clubby meathooks that make two of mine and this gun throws his arms over his head when it goes off... I'm seriously concerned that if I took a turn it'd crack my brittle baby forearm bones and ruin my chances of becoming a concert violinist forever...