Deep thoughts

Random thoughts that occurred to me today while driving in traffic, running errands and having lunch:

"Wow, she must think I'm really hot. She's really staring at me... That or she thinks it looks ridiculous the way I stack my sunglasses on top of my prescription glasses... Yep, that must be it."

"Wow, I am really hot. This coat is great outside but I've got to ditch in when I come into the store. The scarf too."

"Note to self: Remember, Hoss's is a steak place. When you order a burger, you've got to specify 'well-done'. Or you get a bloody rare burger like this one. Ughhh... And you know it'll just get spit on or 'accidentally' dropped on the floor if you send it back..."

"When I wear these black gloves I feel like Zorro. ( horizontal-diagonal-horizontal slashing motion) Or the Lone Ranger. Hi-yo, Saturn, awaaay!"

"Hey, I remembered the important stuff! Craft board, shipping boxes, Aragorn doll. Can you believe it was only five bucks?!? Somebody else could have remembered we came in here in the first place to get power steering fluid..."

"I'm never going to remember all these when I get home! It's almost like a mental curtain is drawn once I pass that portal. All the meditation and interesting distraction is left at the threshold, displaced by 'What's on TV tonight?' and 'Where's that leftover Chinese? It was here yesterday?...' 'Yes, I do think it'll be okay to eat it...'  'No, the red dye kills the trichonosis bugs. I read it somewhere...'

Okay, I made that last one up. But it's true, absolutely true. I hope.